I am a goldfish!

No, I dont have shiny scaly skin. And my memory have been proved to last more than 3 seconds! Thank you very much! Thanks to that Aussie school kid who stood up for me, no one insults my flat brain anymore. And wiki says my memory had a back up upto 3months :)
But what I meant is my ability to get lost in a familiar territory and not know it.
Knowing me, my best friend gifted me with a map giving directions how I could find my way. Now it lies in my cupboard making friends with spideys and lizzies and other crawling jee-vees(insects).

I could go on comparing myself to other minda-pranees (roughly translates to 'insects that doesnt talk') but today 'm feeling like a hen-eating hypocrite. Yeah, that's right. I used to fight for hen-rights. Right to live in bigger cages, right to live without being in human's food chain, right to prevention against injections that'l result in chicken obesity, accrediting for being the old alarm clock that never goes snooze.. n maybe the right to color feathers. (um..no strike that one!)
So, as I was sayng.. I was campaigning my friend who's standing for college election. I made this campaigning in fb-


For non-native speakers of mallu, kuruvi is a bird. N we cal her that. Campaign was success! People call her kuruvi now though they missed the election part!

Back to chicken, I said I'd write her election speech for a chicken bucket at KFC. Well, maybe 'l be damned in hell with a room full of angry chikens with really pointed beaks! *Gulp*

Some things you should know..(Part - I)

Sometime back, I was sitting on the couch staring at the movement happening inside the idiot box. That's when mom came in. She automatically went for the remote and switched from my unknown-but-kinda-cute-stranger-guy's face to never-ending drama where the lead female has major leak issues of her lacrimal gland. Sigh! Mom rules. I sat there sulking and thinking at the same time. If population are made of societies, and societies, in turn comprises of families..then the "remote-possession" is what we should be worried of, not nuclear arms! You have no idea of the stuff that you can actually think inside your head when you have nothing else to do!

Contrary to popular belief, I can say, the letter E is NOT the most common letter even though it comes with a frequency of 12.70% in English words. Skeptical? Try playing Hangman! Yeah, I know how it sounds.
The other day I was playing hangman with friend of mine who gives me the director's names as hints. (Wasnt much helpful to me, anyway). I was confident with my powerful ally- E! No? Really? I said E! *NO* (Weird..! What kinda word doesn't have an E?!)
Okay..A.E.I.O.U? NOOOO!



And this one sounds unrelated. But there's no stopping of my neurons once they're triggered by boredom. Laxative may not be the best way to clear your stomach.
Obvious question: Why would I want to clear it? So that you can accommodate more food!
So what's the idea? The answer is you're looking for is starting at you from the road! Hawker's own deli. You can eat quantities that was considered humanly impossible! And no apparent change in size vertically. Works for me, anyway. I must be knowing the hawker guy down the street on a first name basis if he spoke any language I could understand. I could've told him how much his snacks mean to me! :D