"Edi..dont take me wrong. Tell me if its okay if you have cowdung in your system? Is it poisonous?"
No, I dont think that was a failed suicide attempt. It just happens. Well, read it: I love to keep such people. My reply? I said, she might start moooo..ing at good looking boys, and she should be fine otherwise. Now, thats a good damage control. Everyone's happy. You should too. Moo!!
Damage control..Reminds me of a mail I got three days back. The subject line was "Gift The Woman Who Means The World To You!". A list of books. Not a bad thing to gift your girlfriend, eh? But hey...lets see those tiny icons again. Beauty Diet? Oh, was that a subtle way of telling you girlfriend that she is fat?
Bad. You're lost in the city you grew up. Worse. Your friend came to spend her holiday in your hometown. Nightmare. You cant ask for directions. Since practical thinking, was painting my house yellow with orange dots,I had no other alternative but to walk. Lets just take an account of the positives now. Good. She doesn't know what's happening. Better. She thinks 'm giving her a tour of the city. The best part. We walked in semi-circles, till I changed the course and she thought I was taking short cuts. She got a swollen feet the next day and thinks its shoe-bite. Bless her innocence.
How I lured her from her home? "C'mon, lets meet some good people". Did she? Debatable. (...I am gonna complete this later)
