BEST STALKER
I found someone I was looking for 7years, and that too, with the help of Google map.
Kindly make your own inferences and refrain from asking.
MOBILE LANGUAGE DEVELOPER
I taught my phone to say, hhhhhhhhhh
when its sarcastic.
Other codes include - bnn for banana
GGdlls for Goo Goo dolls
jjb for jojoba
Flatter me nicely and I'll tell you how my keypad stopped working after my phone took a dip in soapy water.
TASTE OF THE UNCOMMON
During my days of internship, they gave me the opportunity to be the dj for a day. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Every minute of it.
They never did the same stunt again.
SISTER OF THE YEAR
My brother loves my mom, although not to the point of making me feel threatened. He's right now staying over 2000kms from home, much to my delight, and conversation have become limited to video calls. And I run and kiss my mom for no reason when he's talking to her.
Think I'm evil? No, he beat me when I was 5 years old because he was a git. And I had to dial the police control station to take him away, to prison or whatever. They never came, talked to him instead.
BEST FRIEND OF THE YEAR
Just like Keira Knightley would say, "Parley" when confronted by pirates, I ring up my friend and say "Come over" when mom wants the ENTIRE house to be cleaned. Our house was maintained by people who would make Kreacher blush for his negligence. My best friend actually came home with an extra set of clothes just to help me out.
As a gesture of gratitude, I let her buy me ice creams later.
And here's a picture of me on the floor, a well deserved fall for a spoilt little pest like me.
