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I read somewhere that you never really grow up, you just learn how to behave in public. If that's the case,I think I missed a few crucial lessons. And technology makes us its puppets. If these two sentences seem unrelated to you, maybe you have trouble understanding me. I'm not saying you should. But if you can make out a clear connection, welcome abroad!!

The whole society is just biased. I was at this Hot Bread's shop with a friend of mine. And I stuck my sandwich in the cash counter because I needed free hands to fish out my wallet from my sack of a bag. While in process, my friend nudged me in the ribs, and I looked up. The guy at the cash counter wouldn't look at me. There he was all shaking and laughing at his feet.I thought maybe because no one has stuffed sandwich on his counter before. How lame! This guy's has a humor sense of freshly laid cow-dung.
And I paid and left the shop, irritated.

My friend: Why did you do THAT??
Me: Do WHAT?
Fri: You dunno, what you did?? (a smug smile forming on her pretty face)
Me: No?? (anticipating the worst)
Fri: You were singing... no Wailing (an afterthought)
Me: Damn. Which one this time?
Fri: RELEEEEEEEEASE ME... RE-leeeease mah bod-eeee
Me: ****!!

Well it wasn't that bad. Last time I went "Maaaaryy me..Say you wiiiiill" in a public bus. But c'mon...when people start singing in movies,they get all positive feedback and claps, even. And some guy with an instrument comes out of nowhere and plays the rest of the song. Well, I don't live in a fantasy world where my life instances are picture perfect. But movies are supposed to be extracted from "daily life". I may not be the twilight material, but 'm left to think that 'm in the making of horror story script.
Hypocrites!!