Whoops..!

Okay, so my friend whom I go out with most of the time came over to my place. After wasting hours on the internet, and talking of other people (which is not the same as gossiping), supplemented by a constant need to fill our stomachs we arrived at the conclusion we were hungry again!! And since size zero appeals to us as much as the bible fascinates an agnostic, we pledged ourselves to eat everything that the fridge has in store for us. We have to be careful in choosing here, because it contains the most unlikeliest things. So far, from the depths of the racks I have discovered, an earring stud in an inappropriate position with my butter, the TV remote chilling out in the freezer and my mom's cell phone next to the eggs. We dunno who keeps it there, but its always me who inadvertently finds them.

Since our late night movie plan didn't work out, and one last minute check on facebook told us its our classmates b'day.

Blink! An idea.
How cool would it be if we woke up random sleeping mortals late night and wish them birthday? We liked it instantly. We picked a couple of early sleepers, and started dialing. The obvious reason for choosing them is that they would not do the same trick on us. Sadly, most of our victims were too sleepy to realise that their phone's ringing. Until-

XXX: Hello??

Yaaayy..!! One hit out of 8. Now, thats not bad, is it?

us: Happieeeee Buuurthdaayyy.. (in chorus)

XX: (pause)

us: tooo yooouu..!!

XX: whaaa??

We start giggling... He thinks its his b'day!

us: Happy biiirthday, buddy!!

XX: are you guys outta ya mind?

us: You should be celebrating!!

XX: My grandpa died

us: Ha, ha, ha, now that's a good one. when's the treat?

XX: Its his funeral tomorrow.

us: uh oh..

Call us rude, but even the pillows on mouth couldn't muffle those heartless snorts.

XX: Aaand, I shall be "calling" you tomorrow morning.