That awkward moment when...

Show me someone who isn't one bit annoyed with a sentence that starts like that. You see that everywhere. Like discarded toenails. Well, now that you're here reading this, you might as well check out my toenail clippings too. Ha! Didn't see that coming, huh? Or did you?
Well anyway, here's a list of my authentic you-know-what-moments, which you won't be reading if you had something better to do

WINNER: a confused cow decides to chew iron rods and camouflage against your car when you're taking driving classes.

RUNNER-UP: your gran asks, "What is malala?" and you boldly guesses its a new variant of Coconut. [She could've used a different pronoun. Or maybe it was a trick question].

you end up in a tug-of-war with a local monkey over a fruit juice in a tourist spot. You won't let go because you're too broke to buy another one. Meanwhile, amused tourists around you take pictures of your predicament

your grandma overfeeds you because she believes you have an adult stage dwarfism which is medically undiagnosable.

you go for a sleepover at your friend's place and you wake up to see a stray dog sleeping between you and your friend.

a horror movie that has a scene like this -

you meet an old (really skinny)friend after a long time, and hug them against their protests.

Because its a Sunday, I'm willing to give more of free hugs. Embrace the horror!