Rise and shine, dirtbag!

07:06 Ow.!
07:13 Ouch, oww. oww!
07:18 Leave me alone!
07:21 Aaargh..! Fine. You got me. I'm up.

Well, what? Ants!! Thats what. I wake up to discover how these animal Lilliputians have organised and divided my back into a heptarchy (now my body looks like the Anglo Saxon map from the middle Ages). They seem peacefully settled on their property, and involved in their life time achievement: mining into my skin! That's right. Biting and boring through the hell out of my skin waking me up! I bet they're having a movie shooting going on there. Journey to the center of a HUMAN.

Me thinks my mom's on a symbiosis relationship with ants. I can only kick and muffle the alarm clock, but live crawling beasts poses greater threat (even to the existence of the future alarm clocks). Great thinking, mom. I love you.
Since I got up in time, I might as well get ready for college. My eyes mechanically traced those evil needles on the clock which seemed to say-

To which I said-

Ha! Gotcha! You're not on IST as you think. You're different. I'm-Screwed up-Time. That's what you are. I played with your secret mechanics when you weren't looking. And I know what exactly the time is while you dont. Boo!

I am in controoool of timmmmeeee.. 'm invincible!

Well, 'll be damned. The darn clock has done it again!
Another day. Just another day.